I have a Linux VM lying around somewhere, so I'll have to give this a try:
How easy and how fast can you download, install and start a complete Pharo Smalltalk based HTTP Server on a bare Linux machine ?
$ curl http://zn.stfx.eu/zn/pharo-server.sh | bash
The above Linux command will download, install and run a Pharo Smalltalk HTTP Server on a stock Linux server. In well under a minute (in 10 seconds below, actually), you can browse http://localhost:1701 and all this with way less than 20Mb being downloaded. Mind you, this is quick hack, for some this will be old news, for others I hope this feels like magic